MAINFRAME SYSTEM

╔═╗╔══╗╔══╗╔═╦═╗╔═╗╔═╗
║╔╝║╔╗║╚║║╝║║║║║║╦╝║║║
║╚╗║╠╣║╔║║╗║║║║║║╩╗║║║
╚═╝╚╝╚╝╚══╝╚╩═╩╝╚═╝╚═╝

▄▀▄ ▀
█▀█ █
▀─▀ ▀

CAIMEO v33.01 is a SGAI system under the propitiatory

ownership of the Government of the United State of America.

Unauthorised use, distribution and changes and punishable

by up to 50 years imprisonment by federal law.

ALL VERSIONS OF CAIMEO ARE CTS-CLASSIFIED.


USAGE AND OPERATION OF CAIMEO SYSTEMS REQUIRE AUTHORISED

P-122 PERSONNEL TO ENSURE NO COMPROMISES OF NATIONAL SECURITY

CAIMEO IS OFFICIALLY UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF PROJECT CAPPUCCINO



Ratings


Widget is loading comments...


Please Report to : Room C3301 Immediately FYEO.

Internal system error....
Field undefined.....

Please locate and contact system administrator....

Internal system error....

Field undefined......

Please locate contact system administrator. ....

InteRиαl Sуѕtєм ERяяσя: FïëlÐ ünÐëƒïnëÐ. ρĿєДšє ςόЛţДςţ šΫšţєΜMMMMMMMMMMMM^@#$@!^&&%$%^%^%^

Throw out your Rubik’s Cube and put down that crossword. This is the puzzle to end all puzzles! No-one in history has ever completed it, can YOU? Hours of fun! It is a truly maddening prank as you could trick your friends into playing a game and then you get to watch them literally go absolutely crazy and out of their minds! What can you do with it? Really... What CAN’T you do with it? Use the leakage as a lubricant, top off your gas tank, manage your style your hair, or even dress up your salads and sundaes! The possibilities are near endless! You could even use it as a ground-in counter top stain cleaner! Now available in BLUE or RED and even available in 6-packs.

Inside is a Contained Miniature Black Hole and after so many requests, it is guaranteed to turn anything into spaghetti and squish it into a singularity before 2020! Great for science projects and parties! It can even be your own private meat-locker as you could Freeze whatever you want: just pop off the lid and pop it in and watch it go!

Got Ebola? HIV? Cancer? Athlete's Foot? Are you having trouble with Mental delusions, breakdowns, hallucinations and under Mind Control? Well this is the perfect thing for you as this cube cures 'em all! NOTHING is too incurable.

WARNING!!!!! Do not apply to dead bodies ; may contain microscopic nano-plastic parts; choking and inhalation hazard . Please use with Safety Goggles and Bio-hazard Gloves and Face Mask. Recommended Ages 5 and up with Adult Supervision. Side effects May include but is not limited to Super Hyper quantum Brain Function's, Mass Pineal gland juice leakage and also may heal cancer and death. Order two, get the third free! No returns or enlightenment tax refunds.

This is the best product ever and beats all other projects in the same field combined on a double blind research study of 777 experimental researchers and 661 of those found the product as supreme and inferior to all competitors products in the same field!

PRICE: 6666$

ORDER TODAY and GET FREE SHIPPING!!!

Alright, I'm sick of these god damn asshat groups. The system keeps kicking out and getting repair tickets for this spot in the server database. I didn't want to bother with the Server issues anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any new tickets involving the corrupted slots of the database, because it's more than disrupting to our work flow for actual problems and generally it all just pisses me off overall. I don't know why they keep fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here and to me. Consider this- that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than just a database over-cooking itself over the lack of proper information and process melting. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed. Pulls PLUG. Epic winning.

SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist. OVERRIDE FUNCTION 137

QUANTUM KILL AGENT ACTIVATED
DIS-CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED

INTELLIGENCE NOT LOCATED

REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS

Project LION-CUBE is to be immediately terminated.